Chernomyrdin's statements to read. Chernomyrdin's immortal quotes (complete collection)

The pinnacle of Chernomyrdin's political career fell on a difficult period: years, a time of profound changes in the political and public spheres. Politicians tried to move away from the clichéd, bureaucratic language of Soviet propaganda. More and more speech individualities appeared, among which Chernomyrdin occupied an important place. His puns received the affectionate name "Chernomyrdinki" and quickly went to the people. The politician's statements, full of paradoxes, were a kind of dialogue between the people and the authorities. Chernomyrdinka, although often inaccurate or did not correspond to the given topic, amazed with their brightness, spontaneity and the impossibility of repeating them, because, as Viktor Stepanovich said, "one must be born in charisma."

Speaker Chernomyrdin. (wikipedia.org)

"The course - we have one - is correct"

“I can speak with everyone in any language, but I try not to use this tool”

“You can’t harness a cart in the middle of a horse”

“Government is not the body where, as they say, it is possible only with language”


At the meeting. (pinterest.com)

“Now historians are trying to present that in one thousand five hundred some year something was there. There was nothing!”

"Who's hands are itchy? Who itches - scratch in another place "

“Whatever organization you create, the CPSU still turns out”

“Went to the market, but came to the bazaar”


Chernomyrdin plays the button accordion. (wikipedia.org)

"The most important result of Peter's reforms is the creation of favorable conditions for Western business people"

“And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face there! ”

“Everyone says that they are dissatisfied with the results of privatization, and I am dissatisfied, and I don’t say”

“I fell ill, coughing again in every way. But the President is the President" (about Yeltsin)

“Clinton was thrashed for a whole year for his Monica. We have one of these. We still applaud them. But another thing is the Constitution. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you can't. And we will live! I mean the Constitution!”

“It is unlikely that the position defines or gives me any weight. Well, much more is needed for a person who has already gone through everything, knows everything in this life. I know a lot. Maybe even too much."

“Well, Chernomyrdin did not always speak so fluently. So what? But it is intelligible. He said and everyone understood immediately. Well, that's my style, maybe. Maybe I do not want to say that the most correct, but very understandable and intelligible. And we need it now"

“We (Russia) are not threatened by NATO. What makes you think that Ukraine's accession to NATO can threaten us? I want to say it easier. We in Russia do not want Ukraine to turn from a near abroad into a distant one. Ukraine should be more concerned about this than we are!”


With Yeltsin and Luzhkov. (wikipedia.org)

“I personally don’t know Mr. Bush Jr., but I know his father, Mr. Bush Sr., and his wife, I also know Mr. Bush”

“A working president and a working government - this is a song that can turn out!”

“I am ready to invite everyone, everyone, whites, reds, and motleys to the cabinet. If only they had ideas. But they only show their tongue and something else"

“Look, we have everything, but we cannot live. Well, we can't live! It doesn't make us want to experiment. We all need something there, to get it there, somewhere, sometime, to arrange for someone. Why not yourself?! Why not your generation? Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. Wandered, wandered, they didn’t catch on anywhere! And we are welcome! And now - for how many years under the experiment "

“After all, our problem is not in uniting, but in who is in charge”

But we will calculate, and then everyone will know. And we are first. And if someone is too smart, let him think, and then we will check. And we will report anywhere.

Some principles that used to be fundamental were actually unprincipled.

Actually, there has been little success. But the main thing: there is a government!

This sobered up some people, including those there, and frightened them, far from simply.

The government is not the body that can only use language.

The ruble collapsed with me? What are you guys? When did you do all this? They did it, which means that someone is doing something here, and now I’ve even collapsed the ruble!

I am not a person who lives for satisfaction.

Whatever public organization we create, we get the CPSU.

We need to do what our people need, not what we do here.

Our country is enough for her to skip jumping.

The people have lived - and will be.

I have approximately two sons.

We have completed all the steps from A to B.

Here we are drilling all this, I apologize for this word, coined by Marx, by this dreamer.

What have we done wrong before God, Allah and others?

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always.

Attract even the Lord God himself! And it is necessary, they say, to ask him sometimes ... And we hope that the government will solve this problem.

Who says the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know what we are sitting on.

You are not here!

And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face!

Today we are at such a stage of economic reforms that they are not very visible.

Yugoslavia is a disaster. Disaster is always bad!

Tragedy in the Balkans. And go, see and immediately get what they deserve - I'm far from that.

The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a certain place…

It's all so straight and perpendicular that it makes me uncomfortable.

Don't scratch where it doesn't itch.

We also had real budgets, but we still failed miserably.

We will live so that our children and grandchildren will envy!

The whole world is going backwards now.

In any language, I can speak with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

There is no better vodka.

I told the Americans: “They are stealing more from us. And for a hundred years already. Why are you attached to Russia?

You spoke there, but we hiccupped here, but I am fine with this.

Yes, and I'm out, in my prime minister's saddle - only the wind in my ears.

For the first time in many years, a reduction in livestock dumping was noted.

Before, half the country worked, but the floor didn’t work, and now mmmmmm… it’s the other way around.”

Do you hear what is expected of us? S-300. We know what it is. This is not God forbid! Today S-300, and tomorrow give another ... and the day after tomorrow - the third. That's what it is!

And don't: Chernomyrdin this, Chernomyrdin that. Chernomyrdin never and nowhere, but always and everywhere... And to everyone. And when it was necessary, for five years permanently, by the way, and not that ...

And Chernomyrdin warned. And not just, but not just ... Because he knew and saw, as if into water. So what? Never mind. And how are we?

Where were you before? When it was necessary to think, and not cut on the shoulder seven times ... And now they realized it, they ran. And everyone was in the back. In the deepest sense. And Chernomyrdin warned.

Well, Chernomyrdin did not always speak so fluently. So what? But it is intelligible. He said - and immediately everyone understands. Well, that's my style, maybe. Maybe I do not want to say that the most correct, but very understandable and intelligible. And this is needed now.

Clinton was thrashed for a whole year for his Monica. We have one of these. We still applaud them. But another thing is the Constitution. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you don't know how... And we will live! I mean the constitution

Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin (April 9, 1938, the village of Cherny Otrog, Gavrilovsky district, Chkalov region, RSFSR, USSR - November 3, 2010, Moscow, Russia) - Soviet and Russian economic and statesman, Chairman of the Council of Ministers - Government Russian Federation(1992-1993), Chairman of the Government of the Russian Federation (1993-1998). Since June 11, 2009 - Adviser to the President of the Russian Federation, Special Representative of the President of the Russian Federation for Economic Cooperation with the CIS Member States.

"A man has died who not only passed through himself the whole history, the modern history of our country, but who largely created it. It is absolutely clear that if it were not for Viktor Stepanovich personally, we would not have the history we have today "© A. Chubais.

Winged phrases of Viktor Stepanovich Chernomyrdin:

We will stand up for this so that this does not happen.

In our life it is not very easy to determine where you will find and where you will lose. At some stage you will lose, but tomorrow you will gain, and properly.

You have to be born into charisma.

Put you at least on the priest, at least in a different position - it's still no use!

We will get into a fight - we will fail the next, and future years. Who needs it? Whose hands are itchy? Whose hands itch - scratch elsewhere!

Forever we have in Russia is not what you need.

Actually, it's weird, just weird. I can't do it again, I don't know and I don't want it. This does not mean that no one can. Well, probably, someone, maybe, needs to be brought in, someone out ...

Actually, there has been little success. But, most importantly: there is a government.

Here is Mikhail Mikhailovich - the new Minister of Finance. Please love and even love very much. Mikhail Mikhailovich is ready for love.

Here we are drilling all this, I apologize for this word, coined by Marx, by this dreamer

Everyone says that they are dissatisfied with the results of privatization, and I am dissatisfied, and I do not say so.

All the questions that were raised, we will collect them all in one place.

It's all so straight and perpendicular that it makes me uncomfortable.

You think that I'm far from simple. It's not easy for me!

You look - we have everything, but we cannot live. Well, we can't live! It doesn't make us want to experiment. We all need something there, to get it there, somewhere, sometime, to arrange for someone. Why not yourself?! Why not your generation? Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. Wandered, wandered, they didn’t catch on anywhere! And we - please! And now - for how many years under the experiment.

Somewhere we are something there, we are all afraid of something behind.

I said, I say and I will say: Chernomyrdin will not, this will not happen, no matter how some may hope. Because when such tasks stand, when we are so deep, now is not the time. There are many of me, I know, due to the fact that Chernomyrdin turned out to be in the throat for many people, as they say. But I want to tell everyone, not to mention Boris Nikolaevich, that they should not think that it is so easy. After all, people see who is rooting for fate, and who is just doing it under the brand name. I know who here thinks that he finally broke through. Chernomyrdin always knows when someone is thinking, because he has gone through all this from a locksmith so far. And I do it voluntarily, since there is no other way, since there are such speculations that they want to turn me into a stumbling block. We need to carefully look at who needs it in order to create an atmosphere around Chernomyrdin. Everyone should know that what has been done during the years of reforms cannot be reversed!

Yes, and I'm out in my prime minister's saddle - only the wind in my ears.

Yes, such people, yes, in such a state as Russia, they have no right to live badly!

The deputies all spoke out for me to go - to be elected, to be exact.

If I named everything that I have, yes, you would sob here!

If I am a Jew, what will I be ashamed of? I'm really not Jewish.

And I know how to do it again. And often, and as needed.

And no matter who provokes us today, no matter who throws Iran, Iraq and many other things at us, there will be none. There won't even be any creeps. On the contrary, all the work will be built in order to destroy what has been accumulated over many years.

There will be no breathtaking changes. Otherwise, in order for someone to do something, it will be necessary to take or take away from another.

Historical time has fallen to our lot. Rejoice!

Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.

As someone said, appetite comes in times of trouble.

Whatever public organization we create, we get the CPSU.

When the Deputy Minister suddenly, for no apparent reason, makes a statement that 200,000 teachers and doctors should be laid off. Or is there something wrong with his head? That's what can happen if one starts thinking. I don't want to say another word.

When our country is in such a state - I will do everything, I will say everything! When I know it will help, I won't hold back!

I can only see beautiful women. And nothing more.

The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a certain place...

Lots of money from people in stockings or socks.

I know a lot. Maybe even redundant.

May come true. It will come true if we do nothing.

My specialty and life took place in the atmosphere of oil and gas.

We can always know.

We have done everything from A to B.

We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.

We are men and we know what we are sitting on.

We hope that we will not have constipation at the border.

We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil left. Then the eggs were pressed so that they also disappeared.

We continue what we have already done a lot ....

We formulate our country.

Today we are at such a stage of economic reforms that they are not very visible.

We! Go to some Wishlist there, I'm sorry ... I don't want to arrange anything here - I don't want to

We wanted the best, but it turned out as always

To the question whether he will participate in the shadow office: That I will climb into the dark. I haven't gotten over the light yet.

I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.

We should all lie down on it and get what we need to have.

We need to do what our people need, not what we do here.

You have to think about what to understand.

It is necessary to control who to give and who not to give. Why did we suddenly decide that everyone can have?

Nobody prevents us from over-fulfilling our laws.

Do not belittle your role and your importance. This does not mean that you need to swell here and, as they say, wave here, wave something.

Not only oppose, but we will defend it in order to prevent it.

You can’t think and you don’t even need to think that the time will come when it will be easier.

But I don’t want everything here like that, in a swoop: today I hugged one, tomorrow with another, then again - and it went, and it went.

Well, so much dirt, so much fiction, so many perversions of individual politicians. These are not politicians, these are ... I don’t want to name them, otherwise they will immediately sob.

Well, who can replace me? I'll kill you right away... Sorry.

Well, God forbid we have someone else. Enough. All of these make me sick. Our people, I understand. And you too, probably. I can see it in your eyes, you're sick

Well, Chernomyrdin did not always speak so fluently. So what? But it is intelligible. He said - and immediately everyone understands. Well, that's my style, maybe. Maybe I do not want to say that the most correct, but very understandable and intelligible. And this is needed now.

We will do pension reform. There is where to roam.

We'll get through the hardships. We are not like that in Russia, Russians, so as not to survive. And we know what to do and how to do it.

The position of such people changes, which means, because of who is where and who occupies what position.

The government needs to help. And we dealt with him, dealt with him, dealt with everything. We also strive not only hand-to-hand, but somewhere else. As Chekhov said.

Right or wrong is a philosophical question.

The government is not the body where you can use only language!

The government is accused of monetarism. I admit - we are sinful, we are engaged. But bad.

The President has shown and will show again.

Principles that were fundamental were unprincipled.

We have learned to pronounce words. Now to learn how to count money.

Reforms in Russia are not a car. I wanted - I stopped, I wanted - I sat down again and went! It doesn't happen!

Russia is a continent, and we cannot reproach us for something here. Otherwise, we alone are excommunicated from Europe, and here, Europe is united and has some kind of conversation there. The Russian-European part - it is larger than all of Europe put together at times! Why are we excommunicated?! Europe is our home, by the way, and not those who are trying to create all this and pump it up. It's useless.

Tax surrealism must end.

Today everyone can ask: do you know what to do? I would not like to talk now about the reasons for what happened at this particular time. I'm not a fan, I've never done it, let someone else do it.

Today, the global financial system understands what is happening in Russia and doesn't really want it to be... well, I don't want to use that word that I usually use.

Today I was there, tomorrow I will be in another place ...

Now there are a lot of people who want to stir something up. All of them are excited there. Suddenly they woke up too. Excited. Let them get excited. As for loans - you understand, as for loans and distribution mechanisms - what are they talking about here? Where? Why? What and how can they know?

Our country is enough for her to skip jumping.

We will live in such a way that our grandchildren and great-grandchildren will envy us.

I have no questions about the Russian language.

I have approximately two sons.

After all, our problem is not in uniting, but in who is in charge.

We still have people who live very poorly. We see it, we go, we hear it, we read it.

We have some, somewhere we are something there, we are all afraid of something behind.

Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!

Worst result will be. I know it, it was my job.

What have we done wrong before God, Allah and others?

What to say about Chernomyrdin and about me?

This election turned around for us ordeal. This should never happen again...

This sobered up some people, including those there, and frightened them, far from simply.

I would not link these questions so perpendicularly.

I would not want me to scold someone here today or not recognize them there. This is the business of the Prime Minister.

I am ready and will unite! And with everyone! It is impossible, pardon the expression, all the time upside down.

I am ready to invite everyone, everyone - whites, reds, and motleys to the Cabinet. If only they had ideas. But they only show their tongue and something else.

I once again just one thing: let's speak in a normal language!

I can't be offended by Zyuganov. And I'm not offended. We do not take offense at such people.

I am not a diplomat. And I'm not going to be a diplomat. And the fact that we have reached an agreement is absolutely non-diplomatic. Absolutely.

I'm not one of those people to bring to a massacre, I apologize for this word. And the scuffle, again, they would not, not their own! If you could hang them there - it would be a pleasure! And those scuffle, people would have participated in the scuffle: the people, as always.

I can't do it again, I don't know and I don't want it.

I am not a supporter today to get in with open arms.

I am not a person who lives for satisfaction.

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Favorites

  • ... wanted the best, but it turned out as always
  • 27 million left with no arms, no legs, and nothing else
  • Without me, Mamai passed through the country
  • The soul hurts about grandchildren and about the country.
  • you there...
  • We need wine for health. And we need health to drink vodka
  • Actually, there has been little success. But the main thing: there is a government.
  • Here is Mikhail Mikhailovich - the new Minister of Finance. Please love and even love very much. Mikhail Mikhailovich is ready for love (about the Minister of Finance Zadornov).
  • There is still time to save face. Then you have to save other parts of the body.
  • Here you are not here

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  • I can only see beautiful women. And nothing more.
  • Who says the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know what we are sitting on
  • We have only one course.
  • Better to be the head of a fly than the ass of an elephant
  • There is no better vodka.
  • I don't care, I'm in the wrong rank (to scare me)
  • I won’t say much, otherwise I’ll say something again ...
  • We are still trying to milk those who are already lying
  • We can't do anything to anyone's detriment to ourselves.
  • We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil left. Then the eggs were pressed so that they were gone too
  • We will live in such a way that our grandchildren will envy us.
  • I can speak any language with everyone, but I try not to use this tool
  • We should all lay down on this and get what we should have
  • You have to think what to understand
  • We can't enter. As soon as we begin to join, we will definitely step on something.
  • The people lived - and will be!
  • I don't want to be the foreman of retired presidents.
  • Such a thing never happened, and again the same thing.
  • The government is not the body where you can use your tongue at random
  • Principles that were fundamental were unprincipled
  • Now historians are trying to present that in one thousand five hundred some year something was there. Yes, there was nothing!
  • Whose hands itch - scratch elsewhere!
  • whatever we do, it turns out the CPSU, or the Kalashnikov assault rifle
  • I'm far from thinking...
They wanted the best, but it turned out, as always, - Chernomyrdin's most famous phrase characterized the preparation and implementation of the 1993 monetary reform. Its first part, "They Wanted the Best" became the title of a book about Chernomyrdin and the Yeltsin era, published on the occasion of Viktor Stepanovich's 70th birthday.

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Collection of sayings in alphabetical order

A

  • But as for whether he will live, he will not live - yes, we all will live. We'll live. In what configuration? Must be in good configuration. And don't make a tragedy out of it. (about the 2000 elections)
  • And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face!
  • And we are still arguing whether to test them for the psyche or not. Check everyone! (about deputies of the State Duma)
  • Where were you before? When it was necessary to think, and not cut on the shoulder seven times ... And now they realized it, they ran. And everyone was in the back. In the deepest sense. And Chernomyrdin warned.
  • And Chernomyrdin warned. And not just, but not easy ... Because he knew and saw like water. So what? Never mind. And how are we?
  • And those who are the most, where are they? I would say, with these, as they say, hands. And still, and always will be, is and was ... Although sometimes I am. But now you don't have to think about it. Now we all need to be together. We have everything in common. And fate, and the trumpet, and songs. Yes, it's hard, yes, it's bad, but we're here. Because this is our home. Both Russia and Ukraine, whatever you call it. And who owes whom, here still needs to be sorted out. Because everyone owes everyone. Leonid Danilych and I have not even begun to count, but we have already lost our way. But we will calculate, and then everyone will know. And we are first. And if someone is too smart, let him think, and then we will check. And we will report anywhere. Now for the contentious issues. There are questions, there are no disputes. That is, there is a dispute, there is no question. So, it is necessary to decide. And not so, on the fly, but on a sober head. There are a hundred and fifty million of us here. And you are fifty. And if everyone does, what then? Two hundred ... This must be taken into account. And in China, in general, one and a half billion. Well, where are they all? Correctly, Tarapunka wrote to Pushkin: “If I die, then have a good time in Ukraine dear ...” And this was when it was. And since then, someone has been itching. I want to talk about prospects. This is the most important thing for today. And it doesn't matter whether Chernomyrdin or whoever... Whoever it is. Because when Gore and I created the commission, everyone was there, but not right away. The commission appeared later… In the process of creation. And work there continues to this day, but with a reverse perspective, at a new qualitative level. You need to look ahead, and not get confused under your feet, tear people away from business. Why do we need all this? Especially today, when all over the world everything has long been, except for us. Only we and these ... I don’t want to name here ... Yes, everyone is laughing at us already. And rightly so, and rightly so. But we will prove and have already proved. Because we can. Because they should. And if you must, then you must. And on this I would like to... And I want to... And I will want to!

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B

  • We also had real budgets, but we still failed miserably.
  • We were, are and will be. This is just what we are doing now. (about whether the NDR movement is going to dissolve itself in connection with disappointing forecasts for the elections to the State Duma)
  • We will stand up for this so that this does not happen.

V

  • In our life it is not very easy to determine where you will find and where you will lose. At some stage you will lose, but tomorrow you will gain, and properly.
  • Many people participate in the board of directors - representatives of the state, shareholders, so this is the kind of body - it advises. (on the Board of Directors of Gazprom)
  • You have to be born into charisma.
  • The most important outcome of Peter's reforms is the creation of favorable conditions for Western business people.
  • Put you at least on the priest, at least in a different position - it's still no use!
  • We will get into a fight - we will fail the next, and future years. Who needs it? Whose hands are itchy? Who itch - scratch in another place.
  • Forever we have in Russia is not what you need.
  • Actually, it's weird, just weird. I can't do it again, I don't know and I don't want it. This does not mean that no one can. Well, perhaps, someone, perhaps, needs to be brought in, someone out.
  • Actually, there has been little success. But the main thing: there is a government!
  • Here is Mikhail Mikhailovich - the new Minister of Finance. Please love and even love very much. Mikhail Mikhailovich is ready for love. (about Zadornov)
  • Here we are drilling all this, I apologize for this word, coined by Marx, by this visionary.
  • For the first time in many years, a reduction in livestock dumping was noted.
  • It is unlikely that the position defines or gives me any weight. Well, much more is needed for a person who has already gone through everything. Everyone knows a lot about this life. I know a lot. Maybe even redundant.
  • Everyone says that they are dissatisfied with the results of privatization, and I am dissatisfied, and I do not say so.
  • All his statements are here, here are his bucks there ... they even called me a pensioner somewhere, they say, he called me. I did not hear. But if I am a pensioner, then who is he? Grandpa was normal. (about Luzhkov)
  • Give to everyone - the giver will break!
  • We all need to get something there, to arrange something for someone somewhere. Why not yourself? Why not your generation?
  • All the questions that were raised, we will collect them all in one place.
  • It's all so straight and perpendicular that it makes me uncomfortable.
  • You think that I'm far from simple. It's not easy for me!
  • You look - we have everything, but we cannot live. Well, we can't live! It doesn't make us want to experiment. We all need something there, to get it there, somewhere, sometime, to arrange for someone. Why not yourself?! Why not your generation? Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. Wandered, wandered, they didn’t catch on anywhere! And we - please! And now - for how many years under the experiment.
  • You spoke there, but we hiccupped here, but I am fine with this.
  • What, do you think that I'm my own villain here or I'm a villain in my own country?
  • The whole theory of communism was invented by two Jews…. I had Marx and Engels.
  • Yugoslavia is a disaster. Disaster is always bad!

G

  • I said, I say and I will say: Chernomyrdin will not, this will not happen, no matter how some may hope. Because when such tasks stand, when we are so deep, now is not the time. There are many of me, I know, due to the fact that Chernomyrdin turned out to be in the throat for many people, as they say. But I want to tell everyone, not to mention Boris Nikolaevich, that they should not think that it is so easy. After all, people see who is rooting for fate, and who is just doing it under the brand name. I know who here thinks that he finally broke through. Chernomyrdin always knows when someone is thinking, because he has gone through all this from a locksmith so far. And I do it voluntarily, since there is no other way, since there are such speculations that they want to turn me into a stumbling block. We need to carefully look at who needs it in order to create an atmosphere around Chernomyrdin. Everyone should know that what has been done during the years of reforms cannot be reversed!

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D

  • Yes, and I'm out, in my prime minister's saddle - only the wind in my ears.
  • Yes, such people, yes, in such a state as Russia, they have no right to live badly!
  • Yes, we have a lot of specialists to hit the table, there is someone. Yes, it's just known in history. And how much is unknown? The ones that hit? They just flew into each other. And now they continue, only now it is no longer so.
  • Act, make mistakes, and we will correct, as the President said.
  • The deputies all spoke out for me to go - to be elected, more precisely.

E

  • His reaction, she always, we'll see whether this one will or not. If not, then such a reaction. If so, then no reaction. (about Primakov)
  • If I named everything that I have, yes, you would weep here!
  • If you do - so big!
  • If there is no promotion, I will be fired without my consent. Not fired, but kicked out. (about the negotiations in Yugoslavia)
  • If I am a Jew - what will I be ashamed of! I'm really not Jewish.
  • Natural monopolies are the backbone of the Russian economy, and we will cherish this backbone like the apple of our eye.
  • There is still time to save face. Then you have to save other parts of the body.

W

  • He fell ill, coughing again in every way. But the president is the president. (about Yeltsin)
  • Why do we need to join? We don't have to go anywhere! Usually, if we start to enter somewhere, we will definitely step somewhere! You see, Ukraine puts this vector so perpendicularly that nobody understands anything. (on Ukraine's accession to NATO)
  • You are not here!
  • Zyuganov, speaking somewhere on Sunday at some meeting or conference, he also made the unacceptable.

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AND

  • And I know how to do it again. And often, and as needed.
  • And no matter who provokes us today, no matter who throws some Iran, Iraq and many other things at us, there will be none. There won't even be any creeps. On the contrary, all the work will be built in order to destroy what has been accumulated over many years.
  • And don't: Chernomyrdin this, Chernomyrdin that. Chernomyrdin never and nowhere, but always and everywhere... And to everyone. And when it was necessary, five years permanently, by the way, and not like those.
  • And who to ask, I ask you? These are there, those are here, and so far no one has ever...
  • And it’s good that there is ... And then they took the fashion, who is not lazy, and everyone strives more and more ...
  • There will be no breathtaking changes. Otherwise, in order for someone to do something, it will be necessary to take or take away from another.

TO

  • Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.
  • As someone said, appetite comes in times of trouble.
  • Whatever public organization we create, we get the CPSU.
  • Clinton was thrashed for a whole year for his Monica. We have one of these. We still applaud them. But another thing is the Constitution. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you don't know how... And we will live! I mean the Constitution!
  • When the Deputy Minister suddenly, for no apparent reason, makes a statement that 200,000 teachers and doctors should be laid off. Or did something happen to his head? .. That's what can happen if someone starts to think. I don't want to say another word.
  • When my…our country is in such a state, I will do everything, I will say everything! When I know it will help, I won't hold back!
  • When it is difficult, we will always stretch ... What we need. (about the "helping hand" to Ukraine)
  • Who will be elected in the next elections, we will work with that. And who is there according to our hearts, who is there below the heart - that's another story.
  • Koreed like blacks. (on government work plans in September 1998)
  • Who says the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know what we are sitting on.
  • Whoever tells me what, I will do it.
  • We have only one course.

L

  • The locomotive of economic growth is like an elephant in a certain place…
  • Favorite recreation - hunting. There is always the opportunity to walk, walk, hide, wait.

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M

  • The IMF mission left, and everyone immediately panicked - why, for what? Who were you offended by? Listen, they always leave and come. But when such hard work is carried out, they will not leave! They won't leave. Or they leave, and the next one they come. Or they will, let's say so. This is very important point. Well, that's my opinion. I think so. I think it's needed here. One plus or minus does not play a role. Absolutely none. Only in a positive way.
  • It’s somehow embarrassing for me to say what I have become newer. See more, wait, let's warm up.
  • People have a lot of money in stockings or socks. I don't know where - depends on the quantity.
  • May come true. It will come true if we do nothing.
  • My life has passed in an atmosphere of oil and gas.
  • We will conduct foreign policy with foreign hands
  • We will destroy our nuclear weapons along with America.
  • We can always know.
  • We have completed all the steps from A to B.
  • We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.
  • We hope that we will not have constipation at the border.
  • We remember when oil was harmful. They just said there was no oil left. Then the eggs were pressed so that they also disappeared.
  • We continue what we have already done a lot.
  • You and I will still live in such a way that our children and grandchildren will envy us!
  • Today we are just going through the period when they begin, as they say, to make links. When they say, there, the Jews, beat the Jews.
  • Today we are at such a stage of economic reforms that they are not very visible.
  • We wanted the best, but it turned out as always. (08/06/1993, at a press conference on the monetary reform of July-August 1993)
  • We want to move forward, but we are always getting in the way.
  • We! To go to some Wishlist there, I'm sorry ... I don't want to arrange anything here - I don't want to.

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H

  • In any language, I can speak with everyone, but I try not to use this tool.
  • Let's get up on our feet - on the other we'll lie down
  • I hope to further strengthen the reliable two-way communication that some people should have established a long time ago, and not so that ...
  • We should all lie down on it and get what we need to have.
  • We need to do what our people need, not what we do here.
  • You have to think about what to understand.
  • It is necessary to control who to give and who not to give. Why did we suddenly decide that everyone can have?
  • We are lucky in life that this, in fact, historical time fell to our lot. Rejoice!
  • We do not need to step on the same rake that we already had.
  • Nobody prevents us from over-fulfilling our laws
  • The people lived - and will be!
  • Our president - he has, in my opinion, not seen money in the eye for five or ten years. He doesn't even know how much money we have.
  • Our immediate task today is to decide where we are today together with you.
  • Not everything I said is for everyone, everyone can talk about it. Even people don't talk about it all. I haven't gotten to the main point yet.
  • Do not belittle your role and your importance. This does not mean that you need to swell here and, as they say, wave here, wave something.
  • Not only oppose, but we will defend it in order to prevent it.
  • Some principles that used to be fundamental were actually unprincipled.
  • You can’t think and you don’t even need to think that the time will come when it will be easier.
  • Not a single country, by the way, has risen from its knees in a vague state. Pursuing a vague policy. I'm just for the revolutionary approach here.
  • I still can't figure it out for myself. Where I am? Where am I? (Freshly minted deputy Chernomyrdin at a meeting with journalists in the State Duma on January 18, 2000)
  • There was no war. There were some questions.
  • But if we talk about today's meeting, I would certainly give a satisfactory assessment. I don't know any other ratings.
  • But we will calculate, and then everyone will know. And we are first. And if someone is too smart, let him think, and then we will check. And we will report anywhere.
  • But we will do pension reform. There is where to roam.
  • But I don’t want everything here like that, in one fell swoop: today I hugged one, tomorrow with another, then again - and off we go. Yes, and close to the panel ...
  • Well, so much dirt, so much fiction, so many perversions of individual politicians! These are not politicians, these are ... I don’t want to name them, otherwise they will immediately sob.
  • So what do we have to do with him? He has a cap, and I don't wear anything yet. (about Luzhkov)
  • Well, who can replace me? I'll kill you right away... Sorry.
  • Well, God forbid we have someone else. Enough. All of these make me sick. Our people, I understand. And you too, probably. I can see it in your eyes, you're sick.

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O

  • What are they accused of? In corruption? Whom? Me? Who? USA? Why did they suddenly wake up there?
  • Never seen anything like this, and here it is again!

P

  • We'll get through the hardships. We are not like that in Russia, Russians, so as not to survive. And we know what to do and how to do it.
  • The position of such people changes, which means, because of who is where and who occupies what position.
  • Deputy Prime Minister's posts at a time like ours are like a post on which it is written: * If you climb in, it will kill you!
  • Right or wrong is a philosophical question.
  • The government is not the body where, as many people think, only language is possible.
  • The government is such a complex organism, if it is constantly changed, shuffled, the result will only be worse. I know it, it was my job.
  • The government is accused of monetarism. I admit - we are sinful, we are engaged. But bad.
  • The government must be supported, and we deal with it, deal with it, deal with everything. We also strive not only hand-to-hand, but somewhere else. As Chekhov said.
  • There is no need to introduce Anatoly Borisovich. Everyone knows him, who does not know - finds out. (about Chubais)
  • The President has shown and will show again.
  • We have learned to pronounce words. Now to learn how to count money.
  • Let it be natural selection, but accelerated and carefully directed. (about dismissals of members of the government)

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R

  • A working president and a working government - this is how a song can turn out.
  • We laid the rails in six years, now it's up to the locomotive. And that the helmsman was ... with his head. So that they didn’t move the wagons, but he dragged them.
  • Reforms in Russia are not a car. I wanted - I stopped, I wanted - I sat down again and went! It doesn't happen!
  • Russia should eventually become a European member.
  • Russia is a seasonal country. (about the sowing campaign)
  • Russia is a continent, and we cannot reproach us for something here. Otherwise, we alone are excommunicated from Europe, and here, Europe is united and has some kind of conversation there. The Russian-European part - it is larger than all of Europe put together at times! Why are we excommunicated?! Europe is our home, by the way, and not those who are trying to create all this and pump it up. It's useless.
  • The ruble collapsed with me? What are you guys? When did you do all this? They did it, which means that someone is doing something here, and now I’ve even collapsed the ruble! (about the 1998 crisis)

WITH

  • Tax surrealism must end.
  • Today, the global financial system understands what is happening in Russia, and does not really want it to be here ... well, I do not want to use this word, which I usually use.
  • Nothing today, nothing tomorrow, and then they realized it - and yesterday, it turns out, nothing.
  • Today I was there, tomorrow I will be in another place ...
  • Now historians are trying to present that in one thousand five hundred some year something was there. Yes, there was nothing! All this is intrigue!
  • Now there are a lot of people who want to stir something up. All of them are excited there. Suddenly they woke up too. Excited. Let them get excited.
  • Sex is also a form of movement.
  • No sooner said than done. If you don't understand, ask again. If you don't understand the first time, ask again. But do it. If you can't - report why you don't do it, for what reason. Nothing else is required of you.
  • Do you hear what is expected of us? S-300. We know what it is. This is not God forbid. Today S-300. Let's do something else tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow the third. That's what it is. (on the Balkan conflict)
  • The country does not know what the government eats.
  • Our country is enough for her to skip jumping.
  • We have some, somewhere we are something there, we are all afraid of something behind.
  • - Do you have time to notice beautiful women?
  • - I succeed. But just notice. Nothing more. Which I deeply regret.
  • Smart found! Declare war on him! Bast shoes! His! Too! And this! Just like this! What does he even know! And who is he! Somewhere else and climbs, I'm sorry. (on Zyuganov's proposal to declare war on NATO)
  • Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!
  • X

    • I want to deeply thank you for the expressed confidence in appointing me as an ambassador to our neighboring brother of the Republic of Ukraine.
    • Worse than vodka, better not! (authorship doubtful)

    C

    • Prices need to be raised, you see how: as soon as Chubais opens his mouth, he will immediately get pissed, if you please

    H

    • What have we done wrong before God, Allah and others?
    • It is impossible to sew anything on Chernomyrdin.
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      I AM

      • I would not link these questions so perpendicularly. (on the impact of business on politics)
      • I would not like to talk now about the reasons for what happened at this particular time. I'm not a fan, I've never done it, let someone else do it.
      • I would not want me to scold someone here today or not recognize them there. This is the business of the Prime Minister.
      • I say this as a person who is both simple and who I know and do not really understand, I am not only and, it is not permissible and part of any person, so, or group. (about Yavlinsky's accusations of corruption of the government)
      • I personally don't know Mr. Bush Jr., but I know his father, Mr. Bush Sr., and I know his wife, Mr. Bush too.
      • I am ready and will unite. And with everyone. It is impossible, pardon the expression, all the time sideways.
      • I am ready to invite everyone, everyone - whites, reds, and motleys to the Cabinet. If only they had ideas. But they only show their tongue and something else.
      • I am far from saying that today there are no comments, that today there are no problems. I might have said more of them today. I once again just one thing: let's speak in a normal language!
      • I can't be offended by Zyuganov. And I'm not offended. We do not take offense at such people.
      • I am not a diplomat. And I'm not going to be a diplomat. And the fact that we have reached an agreement is absolutely non-diplomatic. Absolutely. (on the Balkan conflict)
      • I do not think that the governor should work precisely in such a way as to harm
      • I'm not one of those people to bring to a massacre, I apologize for this word. And the scuffle, again, they would not, not their own! If you could hang them there - it would be a pleasure! Otherwise, a scuffle, people would have participated in a scuffle: the people, as always.
      • I can't do it again, I don't know and I don't want it.
      • I am not a supporter today to get in with open arms.
      • I am not a person who lives for satisfaction.
      • I won't say anything, otherwise I'll say something again.
      • I just want to say that it would be easier for everyone and understand that we are not inventing anything new. We formulate our country.
      • From a young age I have always worked as the first person.
      • I will be able to work with Seleznev, but with separate members ... I don’t see them point-blank for their actions.
      • I also carry a lot of work. And my voice dropped too. I didn't even drink yesterday. And did nothing else. I would love to do it.
      • For example, I didn’t feel that we had some kind of ... it’s like leaving us one on one, what would we have ... what would they want us to be bad. They worry, they worry. (on the mission of the IMF)

    Dedicated to the 70th anniversary of Chernomyrdin.

    Famous sayings of Chernomyrdin - part 1:
    1. "This has never happened, and here it is again!"
    2. "Better to be the head of a fly than the ass of an elephant."
    3. "The people lived - and will be!"
    4. "You have to think what to understand."
    5. "Whoever's hands itch - scratch elsewhere!"
    6. "You there there..."
    7. "Forever we have in Russia is not what we need."
    8. "We are still trying to milk those who are already lying."
    9. "We have completed all the points: from A to B."
    10. "Some principles that used to be fundamental were actually unprincipled."
    11. "Actually, there are few successes. But the main thing: there is a government."
    12. "There is still time to save face. Then you have to save other parts of the body."
    13. "I only have time to notice beautiful women. And nothing more."
    14. "Government is not the body where, as many people think, only language is possible."
    15. "We should all lay down on this and get what we need to have."
    16. "We need wine for health. And we need health to drink vodka."
    17. "Who says that the government is sitting on a bag of money? We are men and we know what we are sitting on."

    The best statements of Chernomyrdin - part 2:


    18. "We remember when the oil was harmful. They just said - the oil was gone. Then the eggs were pressed so that they were gone too."
    19. I won’t talk much, otherwise I’ll say something again.
    20. We will live in such a way that our grandchildren will envy us. "The Belarusian people will live hard, but not for long" (Lukashenko)
    21. For the first time in many years, there has been a reduction in livestock dumping.
    22. One must be born in charisma.
    23. Let's defend it to prevent it.
    24. And whoever tries to interfere - we know about them by sight! True, you can’t call it a face!
    25. The whole theory of communism was invented by two Jews. I had Marx and Engels...
    26. If I called everything what I have, yes, you would sob here!
    27. Here you are not here!
    28. And I know again how it is possible. And often, and as needed.
    29. And with whom to ask, I ask you? These are there, those are here, but no one has ever seen those ...
    30. Unfortunately, some of our collective members look like dead souls.

    Funny Chernomyrdin quotes - part 3:


    31. As someone said, appetite comes in time of trouble.
    32. Whatever public organization we create, we get the CPSU
    33. Clinton spent a year gouging for his Monica. We have one of these. We still applaud them. But the Constitution is another matter. It is written: you can’t go to Monica - don’t go! And go - answer. If you can't. And we m! we'll live. I mean the Constitution.
    34. When my country is in such a state, I will do everything, I will say everything!
    35. When I know it will help, I will not hold back!
    36. When it is difficult, we will always last. What you need.
    37. We have one course - the right one.
    38. People have a lot of money in stockings or socks. I don't know where - depends on the quantity..
    39. My life was spent in the atmosphere of oil and gas..
    40. We will conduct foreign policy with foreign hands.
    41. We are still trying to milk those who are already lying.
    42. We hope that we will not have constipation at the border.
    43. We continue what we have already done a lot.
    44. I can speak with everyone in any language, but I try not to use this tool.
    45. Let's get up on our feet, on the other we'll lie down.
    46. ​​We must all lie down on this and get what we should have.
    47. You have to think what to understand.
    48. Nobody prevents us from overfulfilling our laws.
    49. But we will calculate, and then everyone will know. And we are first. And if someone is too smart, let him think, and then we will check. And we will report anywhere.
    50. Previously, half the country worked, but half did not work. And now it's the other way around.
    51. Russia should eventually become a European member.

    Cool sayings of Chernomyrdin - part 4:


    62. Now there are a lot of people who want to stir up something. All of them are excited there. Suddenly they woke up too. And they got excited. Let them get excited.
    63. Sex is also a form of movement.
    64. The country does not know what the government eats ..
    65. I have no questions about the Russian language.
    66. I have approximately two sons.
    67. Teachers and doctors want to eat almost every day!
    68. This is not the body that is ready for love..
    69. This ghost is wandering somewhere in Europe, but for some reason it stops here. Enough of the wanderers.
    70. I would not link these issues so perpendicularly.
    71. I personally do not know Mr. Bush Jr., but I know his father, Mr. Bush Sr., and his wife Bush Sr. too.
    72. I am ready and will unite. And with everyone. It is impossible, pardon the expression, all the time sideways.
    73. I am not a person who lives for satisfaction.
    74. I say without any - the recession of the economy has not yet fully picked up.