Now you can beautifully, and most importantly, subtly poke an opponent in a dispute using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,
How nice to offend the interlocutor.
Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!- Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
- At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
- The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
- Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
- I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
- Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
- No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
- Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
- Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
- I don't think so, maybe you have a brain strain!
- Fellows like you don't grow on trees, they vacillate there.
- He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
- His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
- You are a man of the earth, bad that is not the best part of it.
- He thought, this is something new.
- When it finally gets dark, you will surely look better!
- Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
- In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
- You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
- He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
- Yes, you're just a template for building an idiot.
- Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
- How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
- Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
- I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
- Hey! I am human! What do you?
- I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
- I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
- I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
- I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
- I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you dearly!
- I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
- I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
- I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
- I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
- I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
- I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
- Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.
By using these insults, you take responsibility for your words.
The problem of annoying interlocutors is extremely common. It can be an annoying admirer, just a familiar person, an unloved colleague or a “sworn” friend. Many people try to engage in a verbal duel, responding to unpleasant words with swearing or even foul language. Perhaps that was precisely the reaction the instigator was seeking.
It would be much wiser and more promising to stop picking words and try to emerge victorious from such a situation. How beautiful is it to “send” a person without using swearing, “obscene” constructions? First of all, calm down and follow our recommendations.
Psychological science is skeptical of man's desire to rise at the expense of insulting other people, even if they bother him. A self-sufficient person is extremely difficult to offend, offend or humiliate.
- Try changing the subject by asking probing questions about a completely different object or person. If the interlocutor tries to return to the stated topic of conversation, ask questions in a sharper tone. However, it is better to refuse aggression.
- Laughter is an amazing “weapon” that can turn the situation in your favor. Use the full range of humor (sarcasm, banter) to reduce an unpleasant topic to a normal joke. In this way, you can end a boring conversation and slip off the “favorite horse” of the interlocutor.
- Try to constantly give out the same unemotional reaction - “yeah”, “really”, etc. You can just be silent. Not finding an interesting and grateful listener in your face, an annoying interlocutor will most likely go looking for a new “victim”.
In addition, before thinking about how to send a bored person, you need to understand that not all aggressors should be treated in the same way. So, if rudeness comes from the boss or work colleague, it is better not to provoke a conflict at all, but to try to stop it as soon as possible. Arguing with your boss is not a good idea at all.
How beautiful to get nasty? Psychological Sambo Technique
Yes, The best way"send" a person - ignore him. And what to do if the unpleasant interlocutor does not lag behind, but only inflames? In this case, the so-called psychological self-defense, or sambo, will help, which will not only protect a person from the consequences of an emotional attack (confusion, stun, confusion), but will also allow you to be nicely nasty (in our understanding, to rebuff the offender).
If you don’t know how to competently send an unpleasant person without a mat, then a psychological counterattack will buy you time to gain self-control, “restore” causticity and the ability to caustic responses.
So, psychological self-defense requires:
- the use of clear speech structures;
- communication with the help of the correct intonation - for example, you need to communicate calmly, even coldly, thoughtfully or with a touch of slight sadness;
- solidity in the conversation, achieved through:
- maintaining pauses before the response;
- slowness in responses;
- turning not to the offender, but in the other direction.
Thinking about how to politely send a guy or just a familiar person, without using insults, mate, the easiest way is to turn to psychological self-defense. Let's take a closer look at its most popular techniques.
Infinite Refinement
The use of such a technique involves posing a question - which means that the opponent will have to think, transfer the emotional charge into a rational, rational one. In addition, you will gain some time that the interlocutor will spend thinking about the answer.
This dress doesn't suit you at all?
What exactly do you not like about this dress? What would you recommend?
Remember that before responding, you need to pause and speak calmly, even a little detachedly. It is likely that you do not even have to be rude.
External Consent
This method of psychological counterattack involves agreeing with the opponent's statement. You show that you paid attention to his words, agreed with the criticism, but in fact you simply disarmed the interlocutor. After all, he expected that you would start to be rude or flare up.
Examples:
You look terrible in those pants!
“Most likely, you are absolutely right.
- You're overconfident!
Yes, you're right, I'm self-confident.
“You might as well not be late!”
Yes, I'll work on it.
External agreement does not at all imply that you have changed your own position. However, after such an “agreement”, the aggressor usually retreats and even changes his attitude towards you. And you no longer need to figure out how to send an unpleasant person without swearing and swearing.
broken record
This technique is based on a curious trick - you repeat the same verbal construction in response to rudeness or just an annoying request. It is extremely important to come up with a phrase correctly so that it can be repeated over and over again without disturbing the flow of the conversation.
“Only you can help me complete this report!”
But no one wants to help me!
Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.
- And what should I do now? I was counting on you!
Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.
When using this technique of psychological sambo, one should not be distracted by other topics. In addition, you need to communicate with a person in the same calm, sad tone. Irritability or sarcasm is not acceptable.
English professor
This technique is based on your unpreparedness for the act or actions that the manipulator requires of you, because it contradicts (supposedly) your beliefs.
Thus, you knock out the ground from under the feet of the offender, because you react in a completely different way from what he expected from you.
Why do you always go to black clothes?
“You see, this is my feature, a highlight.
You are so weird...
“It’s just that I’ve already come to terms with my oddities, besides, they allow me to stand out from the crowd.
Always remember that rudeness and insults are almost inevitable. Acquaintances or even strangers often prefer to splash out their negativity on others, so you should be prepared for any development of events.
Do not forget that you can get out of almost every unpleasant situation with your head held high, and you can fight back the aggressor through humor, calmness or psychological self-defense.
01.02.2012 15:43
The ability to defend yourself with beautiful excuses.
Have you ever had cases when you were cruelly teased and at that moment you become very uncomfortable in your soul, you begin to be embarrassed, blush and want to hide away from everyone. Still plays a role always and the fact who exactly teases you, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend, enemy, child or mother-in-law (mother-in-law). And of course, I wanted to know a worthy answer to all the jokes !!! If this is your lover, then maybe it will be nice to be in the role of a defenseless girl and give him pleasure being embarrassed by his jokes, and if suddenly this is your rival or neighbor with whom you are at war ... ??? Then of course you need to adequately answer and be able to stand up for yourself!
Here for example you were interrupted: Excuse me for what I say then when you interrupt.
If they are joking out of place, say: such a sharp joke! That I almost cut myself!
If interlocutor is not interesting and repeatedly teased you: do not pay attention, I usually always yawn when I'm not interested!
Well standard: Don't talk and I won't tell you where to go.
And this, for example, when an evil aunt screams in the market where is the youth going:
Yes, we are the same age, we just take care of ourselves in different ways.
For the annoying suitor: Leave in English, because I will send in Russian.
Sitting and waiting for a girlfriend, this is how you can send off an undesirable person:
- Girl, can I sit with you for a while?
- It won’t work out a little, next to me they turn gray all over their heads and immediately!
Banal excuse with a threat: For some jokes, there are gaps in the teeth.
Like this: Are you asking me if I like sex?? Of course I owe him my life!
About appearance: Listen, I look at you and all my complexes disappear!
If you suddenly say:
No need to be nervous, nerve cells are not restored! Then you can answer like this: - would be silent! teeth too!
Astrology)): I guess what your stone is according to the horoscope ... judging by the face it is a brick ....
If they ask themselves, but physical strength don't want to apply: I could offend you, but unfortunately it won’t work out better than nature anyway.
From a wicked smile: Just don't smile, I've been afraid of horses since childhood.
You can warn like this: dear lady, are you just so brave or still insured ??
Excuses for Mom or Grandma: and what's wrong with the wind in my head, for that my thoughts are always fresh.
If they tell you that you are evil and bitchy: it is better for him to be a tigress for a year than to be a sheep all his life!
If a girl refuses to drink: . What are you going to drink, girl?
- I do not drink!
- Come on, you DRY after all !!!)))
Data: Nothing is more annoying than if the person you interrupted continues to talk!
For uncultured boys: Call me a CHICKEN one more time!! I'll lay your balls for you.
If you ask a lot stranger
: dear, you should not be too persistently interested in my life. It will seem so interesting to you that you will be disappointed in yours.
Data))): It's easier for men, they immediately see what kind of chest we have. But we poor women are in for a surprise!
Data:.Women's logic of course there is! It's just that men are so stupid that for some reason they can't understand her)))
For talkative gossips: If a person can't keep his mouth shut, then he doesn't really need his teeth!!!
For a picky husband: Cute! There have never been people like you, there is no now and there is no need at all ..
In an unpleasant society: I feel so smart next to you.
: .
- You're so cool when you drink!
- And you are very cool when I drink!
About jokes: Usually the last person to laugh is the one who didn't immediately understand the topic!
Rude but helpful:
- Such a girl is beautiful and smokes?
- Such a man is scary and talks?
They say a woman should have 5 men: the first husband to whom you can show everything and not tell anything, the second friend to whom you can tell everything but not show anything, the third lover to whom you can show a little and tell a little, the fourth gynecologist to whom you can show everything and tell everything, and the boss who, as he says, will be !)))
Actually, what they say is true. But it is also true that if you wish evil, it will return to you! So why not wish everyone well, even in those moments when it is especially difficult to do it!!! You try it, and I'm sure you will definitely return the good! Be kinder, more pleasant and then you will never have to look for tricky excuses for people!!! Love the people, the world that surrounds you, and radiate more goodness! Good luck to you!
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Every person has faced the problem when the interlocutor gets bored.
There may be enough reasons for this, and all of them often lie in the people themselves with whom you had a chance to talk.
What is wrong with the person opposite?
- Monotonous, monotonous speech;
- inability to listen;
- Constant looping, repetition of the same;
- High tactility.
These are the main reasons for the unpleasant sensations accompanying the conversation.
Monotonous, boring interlocutors, "mumbling" the same thing, often squat on their ears, start the same, hackneyed record, which is no longer relevant.
People who interrupt often show their disinterest in you and your thoughts, problems, opinions, and so on. And you, succumbing to the mirror effect, respond with mutual hostility.
Another unpleasant aspect is manifested in the excessive tactility of the person who entered into a conversation with you. This factor is very annoying if you know your interlocutor quite recently.
People who violate the space that is considered intimate, touching your face, hands, other parts of the body, obviously cause a defensive reaction.
How skillfully to get nasty
Sometimes, listening to the monologue of the interlocutor standing in front of you, the only thing you think about is how to quickly, more politely break away from speeches that are not of interest to you, move away from an unpleasant topic, but how to send a boring man or woman beautifully? But how to gently, not abruptly solve the current situation?
There are several tricky but correct solutions to this problem. Learning to send beautifully.
Change the topic by gently leaving it by means of leading questions. To do this is easy, first test the soil, starting to ask questions carefully, slowly.
If this does not help, the interlocutor continues to return to what he started, change questions more sharply, throwing them at the person opposite.
The intonation should not contain aggression.
Another fail-safe option is humor. Apply your charm and in a comic way reduce the topic to zero.
Do not be afraid to exaggerate and laugh at yourself, you will politely end an unpleasant conversation or slip out of a pretty boring conversation.
We hit the patient wisely
An annoying comrade now and then touches and “tweaks” you, letting off unpleasant jokes, jokes, and around, there are a lot of acquaintances and your mutual friends.
To give a worthy rebuff, it is worth understanding the motivation and weaknesses of the person opposite.
After watching, understanding why a person is trying to make you look like an idiot, 90% of people understand that the lever that makes a person insult you is self-affirmation.
You can stop the impudence with one clearly calibrated blow. No, not with a fist, but with a word. Point out the most important complex of the joker and the more poignantly, the more interesting and better.
The effect will appear and you will remain the winner, putting a bullet on the self-confidence of the offender.
https://miaset.ru/psychology/help/rudeness.htmlThe best defense-attack
Learn to be rude beautifully, everyone can do it right. good option a neat insult to those who offended you, there is pressure on the sore spots of the interlocutor.
Analyze his shortcomings and complexes, and then easily and naturally mention them between the lines.
Keep your composure, in a comic form, point out the opponent's sore spot. Try to watch your facial expression, facial expressions and tone of voice.
Show that you are completely relaxed and friendly, and then proceed to neat notes using a jocular tone or flattery.
If you don’t know how to send a person beautifully, phrases collected on the Internet will help with this.
We sew a person without a mat
Every cultured person is able to lose control and self-control when the interlocutor goes beyond what is permitted. But not everyone can send a girlfriend or friend beautifully to make it look civilized and civilized. How beautiful to send a person without mats, is it possible? It is possible to give a positive answer with full confidence.
The main thing is not to throw sharp expressions, sharp words. Remember humor. With a sincere smile on your face, a pleasant joke on your lips, you can get rid of any unpleasant individual.
Aspects of a reasonable reaction to offensive words from the outside
Insults from outside are inevitable. In everyone's life there is an acquaintance or just a person from the side who decides to hurt or unpleasantly in order to throw out his negativity.
But, in order not to give pleasure to the enemy, it is worth learning how to respond to rudeness correctly. Facial expressions betray the mood in the first place, so always watch your face.
If you have feelings for a girl, but in certain moment you want to spend time not with her, but with friends or alone with yourself, you should affectionately explain to her that you really appreciate your relationship, but you will be busy for some time. Tell her you'll call her as soon as you're free. The main thing is not to be rude, otherwise you risk losing your chosen one because of such a trifle.
If the fair sex fills you with girls, and you don’t feel any sympathy for her, then you really have to refuse her. Out of pity, you should not start a relationship with.
There are rare cases when a girl herself tries to achieve an intimate relationship. She behaves very frankly and makes all sorts of hints. You better not get on with her sexual relations if you don't plan to be around after that, remember that "free cheese is only in a mousetrap."
How to refuse a girl and not offend her
Never forget that in any situation you must look decent. Even if the girl is strongly imposed, do not say obscene words to her and do not raise your voice at her.
When a girl herself offers a guy her candidacy for the role of his lover, her excitement just rolls over. Rudely refusing her, you can permanently lower her self-esteem. Instead of a direct refusal, it is better to lie. Say you're not ready for serious relationship or that your heart, unfortunately, already belongs to another. Be sure to tell her, "I'm sorry, it happened, I'm sorry." She will still be hurt and hurt, but not so much.
Don't leave the conversation for later. You need to immediately explain the current situation to her, otherwise, even for a short period, she may believe that a relationship between you is possible, after which it will be even more difficult for her to understand that this is not so.
During the conversation, be extremely serious. Look her straight in the eye so she can trust you. Lastly, give her a compliment. Say something nice, like "It's nice to know that beautiful girl drew on" or "Believe me, not every girl dares to say that."
If you need to break up with your girlfriend, it is unlikely that everything will turn out so simply. It is much more difficult to break off relationships that have developed even for a short time than those that have not begun at all. In this case, you will have to really only tell the truth. Be sincere, your ex needs to know why you can't be together.
The main thing is to remain a man in any situation. Set your priorities and be only with those for whom you have real feelings.
