The rudest insults. How to humiliate a person with clever words? Offensive, but "cultural" insults for a man

Everyone has to deal with unfair accusations and insults in his address.

Many do not want to go beyond the bounds of decency, responding with rudeness. Do not accumulate resentment in yourself, protect your honor and dignity. Read how to morally humiliate a person with words.

How to morally humiliate a person with words?

Situations when you have to stand up for yourself can be different. Most conflicts occur in pairs. The goal of a woman or a man is to hurt the opponent's feelings. In a quarrel, it is important to put pressure on pain points.

Choose words based on the obvious weaknesses of a person:

The male he is afraid of being compared to a woman, and girls tense up when they hint at her masculinity.
Tell me that the partner does not satisfy in bed. Any man, boy or girl, will not like it.
criticize appearance. Hint the man at the exhausted muscles and hanging belly. A woman can be offended by discussing any part of the body.
name a mediocre person, unable to realize his ambitions.
Show, that a man is running errands for a woman or vice versa. Remember the failures, the inability to become independent.

Important! To hurt a person, it is enough to put pressure on one pain point.

When answering hard, find words for each item on the list. In such a situation, the conflict will go into an acute stage.

Accumulate facts so you can always get your word in. If you later plan to interact and put up with a person, choose mild forms of insults.

How to intelligently insult a person without a mat with clever words?

During the discussion, which turned to raised voices, it is impossible to remain silent. In order not to listen to aggressive instructions addressed to you, find something to respond to anger. The main thing is to attack the weak point of the interlocutor.

Check out the table to find the poignant word:

Search group	Description	Example
exposure	Reveal publicly the secret of man. This is how you show the dark side of a man or woman, make him shut up	Did you come at 9:00 yesterday? Strange, yesterday I saw you in the hall only at 10 o'clock
Intelligence	Laugh at the enemy's statement, hint that his head is empty	Don't worry, you're not alone, many people are stupid
Incompetence	Publicly ask your opponent a question that he should understand. This method is relevant to use at work.	Africa is next to America? So this is why there are so many African Americans in the US
Appearance	Find a prominent flaw by hinting that a barbershop is very close. Invite the person to walk to the nearest salon. Take a closer look, saying that not every master will be able to fix "it"	Is this your grandma's costume?
sexual domination	Any line spoken former lover about intimate life, it will hurt to sting in the heart. Men are especially sensitive to sexual abuse.	As usual, 2 minutes have passed and you're done?
Truth	The most cruel way, when the offender presses on an obvious point that no one dared to pay attention to	Can you stop eating donuts? You are already turning into 100% fat

Important! Humiliate a person ironically, without raising your voice or using obscene language. Hiding their excitement, humiliation will affect the opponent to the maximum.

Offensive phrases in correspondence on the Internet

There is even a special group of trolls on the Internet, the purpose of which is to provoke forum or group participants into a conflict. Humiliate a man clever words and you can shut it up with just one phrase.

Read the best examples of derogatory options:

Are you still here? Hasn't mom brought milk yet?
You are not God's creature, but God's creature.
I won’t even be offended, I don’t beat the mentally retarded.
I didn't know plants could think.
Don't open your mouth to me, I'm not a dentist.
Not witty, your stupidity rolls over.
I came, I saw, and I didn't get up.
When do your brains get back from vacation?
Don't look at me, it's contagious.
I don't speak stupid language, I don't know how to explain to you.

At the right moment, the right phrase is forgotten and does not come to the rescue. Memorize a few key sentences so that you can respond with pride in a critical situation.

Hide emotions, do not show inner feelings. The calmer and more even the tone of voice is, the more you will hurt the interlocutor's pride.

Advice! In personal correspondence in VK, do not enter into a polemical dialogue with a person. Ignore messages or add the user to the blacklist.

Avoid swearing, it gives out real emotions and experiences. In any situation, remain an intelligent person who does not lose his composure.

Sending a person to an interesting place is a simple and crude way. Show yourself above the average working class.

How to properly respond to swearing?

When receiving obscene curses in response, be prepared for psychological restraint. An arrogant look offends the interlocutor no less than a caustic phrase.

Choose replicas based on the current situation:

Control your feelings. Do not betray your excitement with facial expressions, body and even the timbre of your voice. Don't stoop to the level of hysteria.
Be polite. Show yourself above the interlocutor. Brought up abstinence hurts more painfully than shouting and swearing.
Show mental superiority. You can hint at a person's lack of education, brains.
Ignoring. The main goal of the interlocutor is to bring you. Make a dejected look, ignore what was said.
For maximum effect, roll your eyes, turn around and leave the room.

Don't be the instigator of the conflict, sort out the dispute without offensive phrases if possible. The word is not a sparrow.

After rude opinions have been expressed, it is difficult to mend relations with quarreling people. Try to solve problems peacefully.

Useful video

How to morally humiliate a person without a mat

Not each of us is able to humiliate a person without resorting to swear words. However, if you learn this, then you can say that you have mastered the art of the most "subtle" insults.

Clever phrases to shut up a person

If you want to put a person in his place, with some kind of veiled insult, take note of a few phrases.

Open your mouth at the dentist!
Usually those who do not succeed in their own climb into someone else's life.
Do not fall under a hot hand, so as not to fly away under a hot foot.

Cool and funny insults

Such insults can seem cool and funny not only to the person who utters them, but also to the person to whom they refer. However, it all depends on how touchy your interlocutor is. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hint of insults and overly vulnerable, then, of course, he will not be funny in this situation.

Yes, close your laugher already!
Stop waving your tongue like a parade flag.

Offensive sharp phrases

If you want to offend someone with a caustic and offensive phrase, then apparently this person really managed to hurt you and you crave. Of course, in no case should you show that you are offended or angry - in this case, you will not achieve the desired effect. Speak sharp phrases in a calm tone, which may well be accompanied by a slight smirk.

Looks like the stork dropped someone on the way. And not once.
You would have been taken to the Kunstkamera while still alive.
Another similar phrase, and you will have to move in jerks through life.
You should consider saving nature by sterilizing yourself.
It must be hard for you to love nature, after what she has done to you.

How to culturally send a person by calling witty words

You may well offend a person, even being with him on “you”. To do this, it is not at all necessary to switch to obscene words or direct insults. One witty phrase is enough. Therefore, you can even say that, in this way, you will send a person culturally.

Are you leaving already? And why so slowly?
I'm too busy a person to pay attention to your complexes.
Shock me, say something smart at last.
It seems that you have not passed youthful maximalism.
You should be silent more often, you would pass for a smart one.
I hope that you are not always so stupid, but only today.

And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case when we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often such conversations simply roll into an ugly squabble.

Play on his weaknesses and complexes

If the situation develops in such a way that you have to insult a woman (we note that these are still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on her complexes. Most often, the weak point of a woman is her appearance. Even if she does not show that your words somehow hurt her, most likely, you will still achieve the goal - she will remember what you said and it will disturb her. It is also worth noting that some men can also be offended by mentioning their appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be offended by mentioning his unenviable mental qualities, most men react quite painfully to these remarks. Lists for men and women.

So some examples:

Alas, you cannot save the world with beauty. However, the mind too.
Woman, you are not so beautiful as to be rude to people.
Just looking at you, I can believe that man actually evolved from a monkey.
Don't worry, maybe one day you will say something smart.
Where did you learn how to do makeup in the style of Valuev?
What, no one wants to get married, why is she so angry?
Is it really tight? Well, at least try to spread the bone marrow.
It is immediately obvious that your parents wanted you to run away from home.
The truth is that the brain is not everything. In your case, it's nothing at all.

Create long-term systematic pressure on the enemy

Important to remember! Systematic psychological pressure on a weaker person, his persecution, harassment and humiliation is called. Such behavior is unacceptable and sharply condemned in society.

Naturally, in this paragraph we are talking about psychological pressure - the influence on the interlocutors, which occurs in order to change their psychological attitudes, decisions and opinions. Often this method is used in situations where, for some reason, you cannot openly be rude to a person, but you are also unable to not react to his behavior in any way. So, what types of psychological pressure exist?

Moral pressure

It can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. Systematically, you point out some feature of a person, even if your words are not true. Thus, you intentionally sow complexes in your opponent. For example, you can always hint or directly tell someone: “How stupid you are,” “You are very clumsy,” “You still need to lose weight,” and the like. In this case, it becomes difficult for the interlocutor to control himself, and if at first he practically does not pay attention to your words, then later they begin to seriously offend him. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate to apply to people who suffer from self-doubt.

Compulsion

Such a method can be used by a person who is endowed with some kind of power - finance, information, or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is not able to give a worthy rebuff, realizing that in this case he may suffer financially, not receive the necessary information, and so on.

Belief

This kind of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. By applying it, you are trying to appeal to the logic of a person and his mind. This method is applicable to people with normal level intelligence that is able to understand, then you are trying to convey to them. A person who tries to act by the method of persuasion should select the most logical and evidential phrases, not allowing doubts and uncertainty in his tone. It is important to understand that as soon as the "victim" begins to notice any inconsistencies, the force of such pressure will begin to weaken.

suspension

In this case, the person makes an attempt, as it were, to “starve out” the interlocutor. You are trying to put pressure on someone, but when they try to convict you of this, then you step back or move on to other topics. You can also, in response, accuse the opponent of inventing everything, twisting it, and so on.

Suggestion

This method of psychological attack can only be used by a person who is somehow an authority for his “victim”. One way or another, you are trying to inspire something to the interlocutor, speaking in hints or directly.

Is it permissible to use obscene names and curses

Of course, we are not always able to control ourselves and cope with ourselves in peak situations, but you should make every effort to achieve this. If it has come to the point that you do not see any other way but to get nasty to a person, then try to do it subtly and beautifully. As they say, there is no need to stoop to the level of “bazaar women”. Of course, if you could not restrain yourself and switched to a mat, then there is nothing to be done, and yet try not to allow this, and put the person “in place” in other ways.

It's not that you can injure the interlocutor in some special way with obscenities. It is simply believed that a person who has "descended" to obscenities is not able to defend his opinion in ordinary words - to some extent, this is how we demonstrate our own inadequacy. Of course, it’s another matter if you, in principle, always communicate with the abundant use of swear words, but this is a completely different conversation.

How to learn sarcasm using cheeky funny words

Having learned to use bold and funny expressions to the point, you will surely be able to gain fame in a close circle as a person with a good sense of humor and mastering the technique of sarcasm. But it is important not to forget that insolence can be fraught with consequences, and with such phrases you can provoke the interlocutor to an unpredictable reaction.

Go, lie down, rest. Yes, at least on the rails.
It would be possible to offend you, of course, but nature has already coped for me.
Nobody scares you, you will be scared at the mirror.
Your mouth could use a stapler.
Well, I rang the chain, now go to the booth.

Learning the art of sarcasm

And yet, it is important to note that people who can express themselves in a sarcastic form do not always use this skill, trying to offend or humiliate someone. Often, sarcasm sounds when some non-trivial situation is commented on - then it looks funny and organic.

It is almost impossible to comprehend the art of sarcasm for a person whose vocabulary is not particularly diverse, and whose horizons are rather limited. That is why it is worth reading and learning more. Type in the search: "Authors who write with humor." As you yourself understand, in any case, truly “sharp” phrases are made up of words, the variety of which you can easily draw from intellectual films and books. By the way, examples of some witty phrases can also be seen in books. V last resort, learn sarcasm from people who make a living with their jokes - we are talking about the participants and hosts of various comedy television shows.

If you want to be really poignant smart person, then do not repeat the mistake that is common to many novice jokers or people who think they are. Having heard or read some interesting joke or funny expression, they periodically repeat it in order to make the interlocutor laugh. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but after a while people start smiling just out of politeness, and that's for the time being, for the time being. As you understand, it is simply unacceptable for a master of sarcasm to be associated with someone with a broken record.

If you want to be rude beautifully, then it is appropriate to use phrases that your interlocutor probably has not heard yet or those that he will not immediately orient himself with a witty answer. In this case, for sure, you will look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.

If these beeps continue to come from your platform, then your dental staff will have to move.
Are you sick or do you always look like this?
You would now stray into a tube.
Pay attention to the plinth so as not to forget about your level.
I would laugh at you, but life has already done it for me.

We take into account possible consequences

Entering into a skirmish with an aggressive interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that you will have to move from words to deeds if, for example, you threaten someone with physical violence. If the opponent provokes you to further actions, and you simply start ignoring him, then all your threats simply lose their meaning. Of course, it can turn out differently - a person will be frightened by your words, and will shut up. However, you must be prepared to different developments events, if they nevertheless decided to enter into a conflict.

When not to use insults

All your "pungent phrases" and "beautiful insults" do not make any sense if you decide to use them when communicating with an insane person. So, what kind of person can be called insane. First of all, this refers to the interlocutor who is under strong alcohol or drug influence. Surely, such a person will simply not be able to appreciate the subtlety of your insults - he simply will not hear them, or he will react inadequately, even if your words are not too offensive. It’s really better not to mess with such people, even if they are trying in every possible way to offend you. Your task is to completely leave their field of vision, and not enter into a senseless conflict. If a drunk person offends a weaker one, then, of course, you need to help the offended party, but verbal skirmishes are unlikely to give any positive result.

In any case, if you are sure that in the current situation you can do without insults by solving the problem in some other way, then it’s better not to go as far as cursing. It is possible that later you will have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate to take this step only in case of protection (of yourself or a loved one). If you yourself initiate such conversations, you will very soon get a reputation as a boor and brawler.

160 097 0 Hello, today we will talk about how to humiliate a person. “Turn the other cheek”, “you can always agree”, “swearing with people is bad” - all these truths will not help you in life. If you already have a conflict and you can’t resolve it peacefully, the only thing that will help you is knowing how to belittle a person as efficiently and effectively as possible, so that he understands that messing with you is more expensive for yourself.

How to behave

To morally humiliate a person, it is not enough just to find a few phrases on the Internet, memorize them and use them. It is necessary that they sound confident, that they fall into place and that a person feels really crushed after them. To do this, you need to speak calmly.

Imagine that you, in response to offensive words, almost crying, shout to a person: "Yes, you are an imbecile!" It seems that you said that he was stupid and did it without a mat - but it will look more pathetic than spectacular. But if in response to attacks you answer absolutely calmly, without raising your voice: “How tired I am of your attempts to pretend to be a smart person”- this will certainly not be the reaction that your opponent expected to receive and he will be unsettled.

In this case, you cannot:

Laugh at your own ridicule- it spoils the whole impression. Listeners themselves must understand that you said something offensive and funny - and laugh themselves.
Shout. If you raise your voice - this is a weakness, it shows that you are really hurt and prevents the interlocutor from clearly understanding your words. Also, if you're fuming, you may not remember that you wanted to sound smart and pretty.
Cry. Tears are even more obvious than screaming, show that you are really uncomfortable. Therefore, if you feel that you are close to tears, it is better to catch your breath, count to yourself to ten, and only then make your move in a quarrel.

If it seems to you that you will never succeed in acting calmly and contemptuously, practice in front of a mirror. Rehearse a mocking facial expression, an ironic smile, a sympathetic shake of the head. Find a gesture that will perfectly show your opinion of a person - you can, for example:

tilt your head to your shoulder as if you doubt that you heard the person correctly, what he just said is so stupid;
raise an eyebrow in surprise - as if you are hearing such nonsense for the first time;
if you wear glasses, move them to the edge of your nose and look over, as if you want to get a better look at the interlocutor and make sure that he is sitting in front of you.

Any non-verbal expression of contempt humiliates a person. Often you can beautifully humiliate without saying a single word. For example, ignore - and pay attention to a person only after a few failed attempts reach out to you. At the same time, you can pretend to be surprised and say:

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you";
"I'm sorry, did you say something?";
"But I thought it was somewhere near the radio playing, and it's you".

The main thing is to look sincere and even friendly in the process so that the person feels empty space which is hard to even notice.

What should I say?

But ignoring a person is an art that needs to be honed and trained for a long time so that it looks really impressive and so as not to break loose in the process. For most of us, humiliating a person with words is much easier. The main thing is to choose them correctly.

Truth and sore spots

“Telling the truth is easy and pleasant,” said one book character, and he was right. But how rarely do we do this in everyday life! We will never tell a fat person that he is fat, or an ugly person that he is ugly. Politeness is taught to us from childhood, and that is why the truth can be so painful. If you hit it in a weak spot, it will definitely humiliate and confuse a person.

You should take a closer look and identify what the interlocutor is experiencing the most. It could be:

Appearance. Many people suffer from this and to humiliate a person without a mat is the easiest thing in this area. Maybe one ear is higher than the other? Maybe he has a big nose? Maybe he has acne, although he is no longer a teenager, or does he have thin, sparse hair? Maybe if it's a woman, she looks older than her age? For each flaw, you can come up with a biting phrase.
— "Have you ever tried to fly them?"- a man with big ears.
— “Yes, you can hang yourself on such a nose!”- big-nosed.
— "Madam, you are so well preserved for your magpies"- A woman in her thirties.
Low intelligence. Truly stupid people rarely feel like that, but everyone else can doubt their level of intelligence and suffer from it.
- "Are you so stupid from birth, or did you take lessons?"
- "When everyone was standing in line for the mind, you probably slept and missed everything."
“What is 6 times 8? Are you sure? That's what I thought."
Low earnings. If a person earns a little, this is most likely his weak point. But you need to look closely - if a person earns little because of his own ideology, it will not work to hurt him in this field. But others can be teased.
- "Let's go to the cinema? Oh, you don't have any money."
“Poverty is not a vice, as they say, but I could not live like that.”
“You wouldn’t even have money for matches.”
Low cultural level. If a person is not educated, he can be ridiculed with a special taste.
- "Who's playing on the radio, Bach or Mozart?"
“You look like you stepped out of a Picasso painting.”
“Didn’t Dostoevsky write about you?”
Most likely, a person will not even understand ridicule, but more educated listeners will be able to laugh.

For men, a separate point, often a weak point is potency. In a dispute with an opponent, you can humiliate a person by saying that he is so angry because he is not able to satisfy a woman in bed. Or say something like “If in bed you were such a lion as here, the girls would follow you in herds.”

For women, the weak point is often external attractiveness. You can hint to her that she looks old, fat, or has small breasts - and if done gently and sympathetically, it will be doubly humiliating.

The main thing is the ability to observe, draw conclusions and hit exactly the weak spot that hurts a person.

Demonstration of your superiority

People don't like being shown that they are worse than others. Because very effective tool humiliation will show that you are better at something.

You can use more expensive things, you can mention that you were on vacation or in an interesting place - but in such a way that it does not look like boasting, but something completely natural for you.
You can wear expensive clothes.
You can even invite an unpleasant person to participate in an event for which he obviously does not have enough money, and enjoy his reaction.

Reminders and revelations

If you have a good memory, you can do a great job of putting others in their place by reminding them of the stupid or shameful things they have done, as well as the stupid things they have said and the puddles they have sat in.

You can even make them look like fools in front of mutual acquaintances by divulging some secret and genuinely surprised by the negative reaction - “Oh, well, I thought we were all our own here, what are you ashamed of”.

The main thing is to make excuses with the best of intentions, so that in the eyes of others you do not turn into a bore, who reminds a good person of his mistakes.

How to besiege a person

How to close the mouth of a person you know is easy to come up with. But what if you see your opponent for the first time and don't know anything about him? weak points?
In this case, phrases that humiliate a person will come to the rescue.

How to humiliate a man who meets on the street?

Beautiful girls often suffer from monotonous attempts to get acquainted - many men simply do not understand that they do not want to hear and see them. Therefore, you can use biting phrases:

To you or to me? I suggest: you go to your place, I go to my place, and everyone is happy!
No, I don't want to meet you. I will be bored with you, but you will not understand me.
Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian! If you joke funny, it's already a miracle.
I admire you! With such a face, I would spend my whole life under the covers, but you are okay, even on the street trying to get acquainted ...
Try dating in the dark. No fool will give you a phone in the light.

The main thing is to have an expression of bored superiority on your face. Or you can completely ignore the attempt to get acquainted - answer "yes", "of course" and give the phone number of the nearest morgue.

How to humiliate a mistress or a lovebird

Most women are in awe of their appearance - and how decent they look in the eyes of society. Therefore, you can use the phrase:

You must have been beautiful. Men so twenty ago.
There are injustices - and there is no mind, and there is nothing to compensate.
God created all women from a rib, but you, it seems, from an ass.
It's a shame to offend you - the mirror offends you every day.

The main thing in the process is to look better - and this will be an additional humiliation for the opponent.

How to humiliate a subordinate who forgot about subordination

In a work team, quarrels are not uncommon, and sometimes you can find a situation in which a subordinate forgets about his place and starts a dispute with his superiors in a raised voice. You can't let that happen - but you can't sound unprofessional either. You can use the following phrases:

Don't make me regret the day I hired you.
It looks like you just lost your bonus.
You are a disgrace to our firm and pull the entire team back.
With workers like you, we will never succeed.
Perhaps you should consider and continue your career growth somewhere else?
It looks like the company is overpaying you - with this level of professionalism, you don't deserve this level of salary.

Arguing with a subordinate at his level is a gross mistake. You should speak weightily and nip the dispute in the bud, under the threat of dismissal, so as not to drop your authority.

How to humiliate a partner who cheated

To hurt a person who has committed adultery is a natural impulse, after the implementation of which it may even become easier for you. Phrases can be used:

No need to make excuses - do not humiliate yourself even more.
I do not want to share with you any more table or bed - what can you find in you at all?
It was so stupid to believe in your honesty that now I hate to even think about it.
For someone who is doing so badly, you surprisingly easily traded me for a couple of pleasant nights.

Each of us always knows more about a partner than about everyone else - and in case of betrayal, this knowledge can be applied. What is he afraid of? What does he not like about himself? In what situations was he a fool? All this can be remembered and thrown in his face at parting.

How to call a person

Just telling a person that he is a fool is childish. Using swear words is ugly and embarrassing in public. Therefore, you can use other options - said with a due degree of confidence in their rightness and coldness, they can sound great, despite some old-fashionedness:

stupid (non-stupid) creature- a man who is even unworthy of the title of a man in his stupidity;
animal (you can add the adjective "dirty", "useless", "evil")- a person who has risen on the same level with unreasonable cattle;
bastard- a man low and vile, devoid of conscience;
shameless, shameless- a man without any shame;
reptile- a person whose qualities are more reminiscent of a slimy reptile;
livestock- a person is stupid and incapable of reasonable actions;
carrion- a person who has nowhere to go lower;
imbecile- a person whose mental development is equal to the development of a mentally retarded person;
empty talk or empty talk- a person who talks in vain.

Words should always be applied to the place, otherwise you will not be dishonored for long.

How to say that a person is dumb

Calling a person stupid is boring, unoriginal, and not offensive at all. Beautiful connected phrases are much more effective:

Are you always such a fool, or is it just me that's so lucky?
Don't be upset! Cuttlefish don't have a brain at all, but they do live.
Go on my friend. According to the theory of probability, someday you have to say something meaningful.
Have you thought about something? This is something new!
Don't try to think, dear, otherwise you'll get a headache out of habit.
I don't know what tool you use to be such a fool, but you should patent it since it works so well.
I know you're not as stupid as you might think by looking at your face. It would be simply impossible.

If a person is really stupid, he simply will not understand more complex indications of this fact. So you can not bother and use simple obvious phrases.

How to humiliate a person with smart words

Smart and well-aimed phrases are always useful to remember - then, in the event of an unexpected attack, you can answer the offender harshly and bitingly. The psychology of the humiliated is such that he will not want to repeat this experience. The main thing is not to be shy and not to be afraid to offend a person.

Do you still work there? And all the same? Well, at your age you can still plow and plow, I believe you will succeed.
And I would like to answer you, yes, nature has already avenged me.
You definitely need to add fish to your diet. It is good for the intellect.
If you want to hurt me, you'll have to say something smart. I don't think you can, however.
Are you joking like that? I'm sorry, I didn't understand right away.

The main thing in all phrases is to apply them in a timely manner, sound confident and not be afraid of rebuff. And if you don’t want to get into an argument, you can simply answer “yes”, “of course” and “did you say something?” and with all appearance to show the interlocutor that he is worthless - this is also humiliating enough to use.

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Sometimes it seems to me that an awl in the ass is your inner core.

The present guy curves should be convolutions, not hands ...

Be kind, decorate the world with your absence.

You talk so cool about serving in the army! Did you happen to serve in the Amusing Regiment?

Yes, you are just the spitting image of Pushkin! It makes me want to shoot you...

Oh, why are you leaving already? And it was so much fun without you...

You are so intelligent guy, even a hat on the head!

Yes, you already have absenteeism in the cemetery!

Don't rush to Hell.... They definitely won't start there without you.

You know, there are engine failures. We'll fix it. There are processor failures. It's tolerable. And, personally, you have a DNA malfunction. And this is forever ... Is it okay that I'm so smart against the background of you?

Are you hairy all over or just your nostrils?

And you are unique guy! After all, not everyone is given to develop their inability, but you clearly succeeded in this!

You are so educated that not only your hand does not rise to the girls.

Mozart, at your age, had been dead for a year.

So it was you on the dating site that the girls began to write, looking at your photo, “sorry, but we are not so alone” ...

What a meeting! And I thought you were dead ... Our mutual friend, this morning he said so much good about you ...

I, I see, you like to slow down and without a car.

Your hands, of course, are clumsy. But the brains are smooth.

You are a real gem! I would even say self-degenerate ...

Here, just don't strain your head now. If a good thought came to you, it was only to get a good night's sleep.

Everyone says about you “you feel the school”, and indeed, it immediately catches your eye that you did not reach the institute.